Fantasy cast list for The Unusual Disappearance of Mr Spavin

If my first novel, The Unusual Disappearance of Mr Spavin, were ever made into a film – here is my fantasy cast list for the main characters we meet in the book.

Mr Spavin – Peter Sellers

Mrs Spavin – Steve Pemberton

Jalo Strorn – Steven Mangan

Norbert Melvin – Julian Rhind-Tutt

Mickey – Aiden Turner

Roz – Glenn Close

Ms Sweeny – Amanda Redman

Kit and Kat – The Olsen Twins

Mr Pharcy – Reece Sheersmith

Margaret – Dawn French

Flo – Jennifer Saunders

Danny – Christian Slater (in his ‘Heathers’ era)

Eve – Devon Aoki

Sparks – Anthony Michael Hall (in his ‘The Breakfast Club’ era)

Dave – Dwayne Johnson

Geoff – Mark Gatiss

Mickey’s Dad – Ian McShane

Mrs Scratum – Celia Imrie

Whitney – Sheridan Smith

Ted – Tony Gardner

Fierce Pierce – Jean Claude Van Dam

Star – Sally Phillips